PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic